eye cancer


1. an imaginary disease resulting from looking at something exceptionally ugly.

2. actual cancer that originates in the eye.
dude, that geocities site totally gave me eye cancer.
an imaginary disease in which an attractive person is attracted someone hideously ugly.

note: ugly people can have it, as well, but they have to think that they, themselves, are attractive.

also see “inverted eye cancer.”
guy 1: “dude, i don’t know, man, that girl’s kind of cute.”

guy 2: “bro, that’s lindsey! she looks like a horse! do you have eye cancer or something?”
somebody has taken a very colorful shirt on, maybe ugly. its a pain in the eye.
oh my god, your shirt is like eye cancer.

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