eye floss
a mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.
despite familiarity with b-tt secks, f-lch-ng, horse p-rn, munging, necrophilia and other douchebaggery, i still needed eye floss after clearing out the former vp of marketing and research’s computer.
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