Eye-Humper
a person who eye-humps others. is often also a b-tter golem or otherwise resembles a living, drooling m-ss of pizza dough. eye-humpers usually develop eyestrain due to all the eye-humping they do, forcing them to wear inch-thick gl-sses, which unfortunately only serves to enhance the creepyness of the eye-humper.
the term “eye-hump” originates from an episode of family guy in which peter griffin complains that “every guy in the room is eye-humping my wife.” the term “eye-humper” was first used by either me or one of my friends in reference to pasty m-ss of flesh who eye-humped me throughout my junior year of high school. “the eye-humper” is used as a suffix after the given name or nickname. “elmo the eye-humper,” for example.
elmo the eye-humper used to eye-hump me back to the stone age in junior year. it only stopped when my friend mentioned it in an essay he read to the entire cl-ss.
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