eye opener


an alcoholic drink one needs to get going in the morning.
“todd is an alcoholic. he has an eye opener every day just after waking up.”

1. a real suprise

2. a drink of liquor taken upon awakening

3. anything that enforms or enlightens one
listening to his lecture was an eye-opener.
what you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.
i knew the day was going to be a rough one, so i pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.
doing a one and one of c-ke. usually refers to the first one and one or when done upon waking up.
yo, i can’t get going this morning, i can sure use me an eye opener
a drink consumed whilst on route to a club or bar.
“the other’s have gone ahead to the bar, so let’s just nip in here for an eye opener”.
1. an alcoholic beverage consumed in the morning.

2. the specific act of receiving a bl-w j-b and a bl–dy mary to start off a football sat-rday in the fall.
i used to dread morning kickoffs, but now i look forward to a nice eye opener from the missus to get me going.

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