Eyeboner


when you see something so amazing it gives your eye b-lls a b-n-r.
did you see that last episode of the popular television show we discuss? i was floppin’ out eyeb-n-rs the entire time.
a term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. suggesting that a mere glance at the hot -ssed be-atch could be so s-xually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.
dude, don’t look now, but there’s a total hawtie right behind you.

okay, tell me when i can look.

okay look now.

holy sh-t, dude. hawt as f-ck! i just got an eyeb-n-r.
when you see a very attractive person that it makes you open your eyes wide open. usually your jaw drops along with it as well.
d-mn, i got an eye b-n-r from staring at bonquisha’s -ss at the club!

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