Eyeboning
a less crude way of saying “eyef–king”. eyeboning is when someone is staring at another someone (usually very attractive) with such an intense manner it is as though they are “boning” them.
monica: omg…that chick was totally eyeboning you!
jason: what chick?
monica: the one in the short, tight, orange mini-dress.
jason: i’m just a squirrel tryna get a nut!
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