Eyebrow Theory


the colour of one’s eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the p-b-s. nuff said.
tom: “bell, what colour are your p-b-s?”

bell: “f-ck off you dirty b-st-rd, i aint telling you that. you’re gonna get a beating!!!”

woody: “same as his eyebrows. it’s a proven philosophical concept.”

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