Eyepatch


coolest article of clothing…ever.
with this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask i’ll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags…by the dozens.

warning: do not wear eyepatch with brown belt…that’s just tacky.
an object to cover one’s -ss to prevent unwanted penetration.
when kelvin was sentenced to five years in jail, he made sure to bring his eye patch with him

what what in the b-tt? eye patch!
a male can give a girl an eyepatch during s-xual relations via dropping a t-st-cl- on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!
i’ll make you a pirate girl. i’ll give you an eyepatch!
to -j-c-l-t- on a girls eye.
i was aiming for her mouth but gave her an eyepatch instead.
a declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(originated in seinfeld)
(someone sees something they like) “i like that eyepatch”
while friend is sleepin wipe your -ss then place on friends eye.
its best to do when they are drunk or high off their mind.
he’s out cold, lets give him an eyepatch
the wet patch left on a man’s trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.

unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn’t flattering.
john’s eyepatch was a fashion statement that left nothing to the imagination and much to be desired.

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