eyestache


archaic term: eyebrow

noun: the mustache like hair that grows above each eye
hey dude, nice eyestache
eyestache
n. 1. another name for “unibrow”,

2. a term used for describing an eyebrow line that has no definition of duplicity, very well looking just like a typical mustache (i.e.: one solid eyebrow from temple to temple, for some misfortunate humans)

may also be used as a verb, as in: growing an eyestache; eyestaching

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sentence example:

“that eyestache could use a bit of a trim before he gets poked in the eye by a rogue hair”

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