Eyevolate


when someone violates you with their eyes.

this is mainly directed more towards girls, but boys may be included in this act of being violated too, especially when they’re wearing skinny jeans and have flippy hair and are surrounded by scary, obnoxious, wannabe scene girls.
girl 1: whoa, that creepy old man totally just violated me with his eyes!
girl 2: he eyevolated you.

boy 1: help, bro, i am surrounded by scary, obnoxious, wannabe scene girls!
boy 2: we better get out of here before they all eyevolate us and scar us for life!

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