Eyogurlation
a sudden discharge of yogurt from its container while opening the container lid. the force and amount of discharge is directly proportional to the alt-tude at which the container is being opened.
marty and maria are skiing at loveland. they take a short break to eat in order to regain energy so that they can continue to shred until last chair. marty decides to consume a yogurt. this happens next…
marty: “gah!”
maria: “ha! oh yeah. i forgot to mention that yogurt pretty much explodes all over your face, clothing, and hair when you open the lid at this alt-tude.”
marty: “next time, i’ll aim it into my mouth.”
maria: “he he he. eyogurlation. never gets old.”
marty: “funny. now p-ss me the napkins.”
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