Ezekiel 4:12 cake
a type of cake found in the old testament of the bible made of wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet and spelt, and cooked over a fire of cr-p.
ezekiel 4:12 (niv) – “eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement as fuel.”
you can have your ezekiel 4:12 cake and eat it too…
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