F-juicer
a device used to extract p–p from the -n-s. the device is two padded plates with handles, one plate on each b-tt cheek, hooked together with a bungy cord. to make the person sh-t you must push the plates together then pull out repeat the process untill the’ve dumped the load. it is used for constipated people or a couple that like eating eachothers feces.
example 1: dude, wtf i just saw bill slurping the sh-t he just extracted from his grandpa using the f-juicer!
example 2: i saw rob walking out of his girlfriends house with feces all over his face. i think he used the f-juicer!
example 3: im constipated almost everyday i need the f-juicer!
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