F.T.D. (Facebook Twitter Disorder)
verb.
f.t.d.-facebook twitter disorder.
someone who has the attention span of a goldfish and are so p-ssively apathetic, egocentric, narcissistic.
wow! did you see her f.t.d. (facebook twitter disorder) last night? i’ve never seen so many posts in an hour!
john likes to f.t.d. with her! must be using his macbook! :p
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