facation
calling in sick when you are not actually sick
i have to work this friday, but i’m thinking about taking a facation.
a lie used to get out of a certain job, a fake vacation.
“due to my facation, i couldn’t attend the dance this year.”
taking a break from facebook for an extended period of time.
ben, where’ve you been? i haven’t seen you on here in a while.
oh, i was becoming such a douche being addicted to talking to old people i have little to do with. i needed a facation.
a trip to visit relatives extending beyond one day. literally “fake vacation.” not to be confused with the term “vacation” which may include relaxation and/or solitude.
during our facation to seattle, we stayed with my sister-in-law. the kids loved playing with their cousins. phew, i’m ready to get back to work for some recovery.
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