Face Fart
slapping a bare -rs- cheek either side of someones face and letting rip. the victim is usually pretty p-ssed but also disorientated to give tou time to get away. the perfect crime.
jeff didn’t have a clue what him after moose delivered him a face fart.
when a man/woman farts into the face of a man/woman for s-xual or humiliation reasons.
i think i will facefart him in the bathroom.
i facefarted her in bed last night.
another word for belching or burping.
i drank so much soda; now i have the face farts.
a belch that has a reached stink, almost the smell of an -n-l fart. usually occurs at bars when eating chicken wings and guzzling beer.
matt belched at the bar when joe replied “gross! face fart! go see a doctor, that isn’t natural.”
when one makes an unintentional posting error on facebook. derived from facebook + brainfart.
man, i had a serious facefart today–while posting to my gf’s wall about how to properly execute a dirty sanchez, i accidentially posted to mom’s!
burp that smells. usually results from eating rich food and/or drinking beer.
man, after that pizza i had some nasty face farts.
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