Face Five

a term coined by “the todd,” a perverted character on the hit tv comedy “scrubs.”

to interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.
1:
carla: why is my stapler on the floor?
she bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
todd: thonnnnnnnng!
carla whips around and slaps him.
todd: face-five! oh, yeah!

2:
i tried to look up that chick’s skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!
when you say hi five to someone but they wont return it so you slap them round the face.
dude 1: that was awesome!!! high five! (dude raises his hand)

dude 2: are you like 10?

dude 1: face five! (dude slaps him round the face)
to high five someone’s face, usually very hard.
guy: oh dude woah yeah
other guy: totally, facefive!

i totally gave that guy a facefive.

slapping someone across the face.
guy 1: “ow dude, wtf?! you slapped me!”
guy 2: “no i didn’t, i face-fived you.”
to intentionally miss someone’s hand during a hi-five and smack them on the face instead.
i gave this one idiot a face-five the other day, it was totally sweet.