Face Harness


a strap on d-ld- that attaches to the face. also known as a chindo. found in la in the virgin music store, in a s-x toy book. the picture was so graphic, all of the people there took a picture of it and sent it to all of their friends phone to teach everyone the wonderful ways of the face harness.
i love it when you face harness me. put this face harness on your face and do me. why the long p-n-s?

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