face jockey


a person who puts an overwhelming amount of posts on facebook. as if they were trying to mimic sucker free sunday on mtv via facebook.
person 1: yo, did you check out that new e-40 video “concrete,” on tree thugg’s page… that song was skrilla!!!

person 2: for sure, i’m always on that face jockey’s page.

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