face like a smashed crab


an ugly face, usually a woman’s. this expression originated in australia.
she had a face like a smashed crab!
an ugly -ss person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u’d shave its -ss and teach it to walk backward
me: holy sh-t, check out that dirty hoe, i wouldn’t touch that b-tch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho’, that b-tch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food

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