face of wisdom
a crude, sometimes tasty s-xual manoeuver. committed as an act of foreplay, one partner will aim his b-mhole towards the face of their lover and coat their face in a thick layer of feces. an experienced wisdomiser will be able to give their partner the fecal equivalent of a beard, a moustache, sideburns, a monacle and a pipe. hence the name face of wisdom
jimmi: i can’t quite master the monacle yet, what should i do?
kieran: well get down on your knees and i’ll show you man on man
jimmi: sweeeeeet!! it smells bad but i love it, i want a face of wisdom every day!!
kieran: you sure do jimmi, you sure do!!
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