Face Prison
eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don’t recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.
“d-mn. did you see old gal today? her face was so blown up i couldn’t even recognize her. she must have super sized at mcdonald’s last night.”
“help. someone. let me out of here. i am stuck inside this face prison and i can’t get out!”
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