face squirt
a face squirt involves a male -j-c-l-t-ng into the mouth of a female, then once finished, the female tilts her head to the sky and spouts out the -j-c-l-t- into the air, much like a dolphin releasing water from it’s blow hole. this transaction of s-m-n is generally best administered with the female on her knees and the male standing. although other variations are often welcomed, despite how messy they can be.
i had to get a ladder to clean the ceiling from jenny’s face squirt. definitely not getting my bond back.
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