Facebitcher


someone who constantly updates their facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.
mike-“shari is complaining about her boyfriend on facebook…again.”
david-“yeah i saw, she such a faceb-tcher.”

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