Faceblackout


when one goes into a subconscious state while browsing facebook profiles. subject usually snaps back into conscious while browsing pictures of some completely random person, and is often followed by feelings of guilt, embar-ssment, and creepiness.
faceblackout:
dude yesterday i was looking at tim’s facebook profile, and the next thing i knew i was on picture 65/200 of this fat korean kid’s profile. i faceblacked the f out.

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