Faceblaster
a guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener’s face off.
f-ck man, dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin’.
someone who relentlessly pounds facebook with lots of photos, groups, and pointless statuses, often in an effort to seem popular.
a faceblaster is usually a decent looking but slightly obnoxious teenage girl. they often like statuses when it doesnt make sense. leave comments like “i loooove u girl!!!” and other meaningless comments on thier friends walls.
“that chick keely is a face-blaster”
“deffinitely, i bet she added 3 new photo alb-ms just this week!!”
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