Facebook acquaintance


someone with whom you converse on a semi-regular basis via facebook, but almost never in person. should you legitimately meet said acquaintance face-to-face, neither one of you will act as if you know or have ever talked to the other.
-hey gil, are you ever gonna get the cahones to ask katie out?

-nah, i don’t know how to approach her and talk to her for real. we’re only facebook acquaintances.

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