Facebook-ADD


someone who craves facebook status attention.
sam’s got facebook-add (attention deficit disorder).
she’s often starting her day with something like “having a bad morning and it’s only 8am” and nothing else hoping for a deluge of sycophantic friends to reply “oh whats up hun?”

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