Facebook addiction
when one is constantly checking, scrolling, liking, commenting, staring with that blank open mouthed face at a screen for hours upon hours, day after day.
annoyed girlfriend- “hey you should get off facebook for once babe.”
facebook addict- “you want me to whaaat??”
annoyed girlfriend- “i saaiiid get off facebook for once and enjoy life?!”
facebook addict- “nah facebook is life and i wil—– (stops mid sentence to read a post) five minutes later “what were we talking about again”
super annoyed girlfriend- “you have a ‘facebook addiction'”
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