facebook askhole
the one friend on facebook whose statuses and posts consist only of things such as “like for a tbh?”, “like for a rate?” “at midnight, tell me how you really feel about me?” and so forth.
lauren: wow, nic just posted “like for a rate? 100% honest” for the sixth time today.
zoe: ugh, what a facebook askhole.
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