Facebook Attention Whore


similar to a normal attention wh-r-, but one who uses facebook or other social media to satisfy their craving for attention.

often posts statuses that they are upset, angry, or self-deprecating statuses in a desperate bid for pity comments and attention. however, such comments are usually only received by fellow attention wh-r-s.
facebook attention wh-r- 1’s status: “omg terrible day 🙁 dont text phones off.”

facebook attention wh-r- 2’s comment: “oh no :/ text me now!!!”

everyone else: shut up, no one cares.

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