Facebook Beauty
a girl who gets a bunch of likes on her (“artsy”) profile picture, but isn’t particularly attractive and/or popular. most likely because she has a good camera and is good at editing.
kid- yo, check out this hot girl that just hit me up.
friend- she’s not that hot man.
kid- what do you mean?! she has 300 likes on her profile picture!
friend- yea, but she’s only a facebook beauty.
a female who looks good in her pictures on facebook, but not in person.
mate 1: check this girl out. been talking to this girl on facebook, meeting her on friday.
mate 2: d-mn she looks good.
mate 1: well that was a disaster, she was a facebook beauty. good on facebook, but not in real life.
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