Facebook Bimbo


someone who constantly has to be connected to facebook and must update their status every 5 minutes. you will do anything to get onto facebook, and your life revolves around it.
person a: “what’s up?”

person b: “checking my facebook!”

person a: “again!?” “dude, you facebook bimbo!”

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