Facebook Birthday


it’s your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.
1. today was my birthday and i got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who i’ve only spoken to once.

2. (it’s your facebook birthday) tim flarigan: happy birthday!
you: who the f— are you?!?!?
this is the day you have listed as your birthday on your facebook account so that people can not steal your ident-ty and create m-ssive amounts of debt in your name.
it’s my facebook birthday today, so many “friends” on facebook are wishing me happy birthday… if they knew me better they would know my real birthday is in three months.

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