facebook cockblocked

the inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.
“man, i would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but i can’t because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion”. “dude, you’re facebook c-ckblocked, for real”.
most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. the newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend’s friend.

this is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl’s post and does not approve of it.

note: to prevent facebook c-ckblocks send private messages in the future.
matt’s facebook wall:

gf’s post: heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you f-cking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)

shirley’s post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime 🙂

(later)
matt: yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook c-ckblocked me when she wrote on my wall