Facebook Constipation
refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. often followed by facebook diarrhea.
sorry for posting so much lately; i just got over a bout of facebook constipation.
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- floating clothes
when someone is so dark that it looks like floating clothes. racial slur particularly used towards african americans dam jerry its so dark out here. i know man you see that set of floating clothes over there.
- flompus
the random, illogical utterance shouted out by fans and announcers in aussie rules football when the referee aggressively puts his arms forward to indicate a goal has been scored wait, he’s gonna score…. here he goes… come on…. flompus!!!!!!
- Foreshot
taking a shot of liquor from the foreskin of a uncirc-mcised p-n-s a foreshot is a shot of liquor taken from foreskin
- Gingering a fish
to take a photo with a fish you did not catch with the intent to make people believe you did. usually for bragging rights. matt took a picture with my huge black drum and posted it to instagram acting like he caught the motherf-cker. he’s totally gingering a fish!
- glue ass
when your -ss is so sweaty/sticky from physical activity that it feels as if glue is in your -ss i was playing football but had to stop because my glue -ss was bothering me