Facebook diarrhea


the case where someone can’t stop themselves from posting every insignificant thought or occurrence to their facebook status. similar to diarrhea of the mouth but for social networks.
joe: d-mn, jill changes her facebook status like every 5 minutes!

mary: i know, that sk-nk has facebook diarrhea.
when someone will not stop posting facebook posts, no matter how many people dont care
“jim has got a bad case of facebook diarrhea. he will not posting posts”

“i know. does he actually think people care about him?”

Read Also:

  • fatchin

    fah-chin the act of pretending to watch television with your spouce when they are watching something you do not wish to watch. “she had on american idol and when she asked me a question, i did not anwser and she said i was fatchin.

  • Calleyhandra

    a macabre request that involes a set of distrubing tasks. i want you to drug me. make go into a daze or a comotose like state, by the use of a date rape drug in my fruit punch, or dr. pepper. whatever i may be drinking. then i want you to carry me off to […]

  • like a dog eating hot chips

    from roger’s profanisorus, viz. a style of f-ll-t–; an exuberant bl-wj-b …and there was vera, on her knees, at his c-ck like a dog eating hot chips…

  • ligistics

    the different characteristics of a website, specific to one site. this can include sections of the website or how a website defines different members/ friends. andrew: i don’t have a single youtube subscriber. haley: i thought you had one? andrew: no, i have one friend, not a subscriber. haley: i apologize i do not know […]

  • moleholing

    the activity of placing your n-ts-ck inside of a gaping b-tthole, waiting for it to close up, then popping it out. man, this chick’s -ss is so tight. totally moleholing this b-tch.


Disclaimer: Facebook diarrhea definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.