facebook diet
being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.
i am on the facebook diet because i have exams this week.
when you rekindle with an old love or fling on facebook. you constantly speak through in-box or posts and comments. as a result you eat right and work out hard to look good when you meet up.
guess who i found on facebook? tom… we talk all the time! i am so on a facebook diet, so i look hot when we meet up!
being off of facebook for a certain amount of time, for reasons such as exams, or big workloads.
i am on the facebook diet because i have exams this week.
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