Facebook Dip


when ur on facebook and someone who always messages you that u dont want to talk to signs in and u sign out real quick before he/she gets a chance to start talking to u
“f-ck, nicky just signed in, she always wants to talk about pointless sh-t, im too hung over for this sh-t”

“quick dude, just facebook dip before she says anything”

“alright, peace b-tch!!!!!!”
(signs out)
the act of spending a very short time looking at your facebook page. used mainly to avoid being seen online and/or being talked to. may or may not be followed by swiftly turning the chat feature off.
person 1: hey, did you see my comment on jo’s status?
person 2: uh, no. i can’t go right now. i just left a conversation pretending i had to go…
person 1: oh, but just do a quick facebook dip then.

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