Facebook Diva


someone who sits behind a computer using facebook as a platform to verbally quarrel about non-issues. the internet equivalent to people who say things like “what chu laughin’ at?,” ” and “say dat to ma face!”
victim: check out this graphic about how much bigger africa is than most people think.
facebook diva: what does the size of africa have to do with how big kids think this country is? africa is a continent. not a country. let’s see how many countries fit in asia, which is over 5,000,000 sq miles larger than africa.
victim: ….

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