facebook doctor
a facebook doctor is someone who comments on everyone’s status. they diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their “ailments”. these people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
a facebook doctor is someone who comments on everyone’s status. they diagnose, prescribe, and treat their friends for their “ailments”. these people have no medical degree, they are absolute morons, and they will argue to death with a real medical professional. especially if the true professional is a nurse or doctor.
used in a sentence:
joe: “ugh, her aunt is such a facebook doctor”
mars: “yeah i know, yesterday she told me that i should stop my eye from hurting by putting vaseline on it. she then told me to take st. johns wart for my depression… i’m not f-cking depressed”
me: “yeah it’s okay, she argued with me yesterday saying that i was wrong to tell jackie to go to the hospital. the lady’s f-cking arm got ripped off and she posted the picture. i should know i am a f-cking rn”
mars: “dude that’s okay, she told me that i should just suck it up, stop my pain meds and quit complaining i have a headache… i just had a piece of my skull put in cold storage for 6 months… i’m a f-cking brain surgeon too.”
jackie’s aunt: “i think we need some therapy time, you guys are acting like manic bipolars with schizo-effective traits. take some ritalin, it will calm you down”
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