facebook drunkie


the term you call a person who somehow in their drunken stooper logs into their facebook account and emails, comments or messages their facebook crush (you) frequently. the message usually contains many mispelled words, inappropriate s-xual slurs, and their true feelings about you. this person most likely will try to contact you in the next 24 hours to apologize with a lame excuse. please do not answer the call.. seriously ignore it.
rachel: oh my god.. i logged onto my facebook account this morning and had recieved a message from john. it said “i louves yourdss t-ttzyss. callsa mess backksz babaayyu

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