Facebook Engaged
replacing your profile pic with one of you and your spouse at the same time as them just before linking relationship statuses. thus two circles of friends are informed and sent a pair (2) of pictures of the happy couple!
“did you see alvin got facebook engaged ?”
“yeah, his profile said he’s now in a relationship with linda and there were two pictures of them together.”
“man, we better start planning his bachelor party!”
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