Facebook Entourage
facebook entourage (or fbe): refers to the small group of people, usually 1-4, who consistently comment on one’s facebook status update. they are also usually the only people that comment on this person’s status update.
like a celebrity entourage, one’s facebook entourage validates the original posters status update and makes them feel popular and heard.
example 1
john: what’s up with katie updating her facebook 5 times a day with bullsh-t!?
jill: it’s her d-mn facebook entourage! they comment within minutes! they’re enablers!
example 2
katie: is it 5 o’clock yet!? i need a drink!
frannie, betty, and elaine like this comment.
frannie: hang in there grrl! (sic)
betty: go to emirls (sic) after work we are making mimosas!
elaine: your (sic) the best katie!!!
katie: @ betty – yayyyy!!!! i love mimosas!! @elaine – no, your (sic) the best!!! i love you, bfffffff!!!!
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