Facebook Escapist


someone who routinely goes off-line on facebook messenger just as you are about to contact them, or if you have even typed in the text box and are about to hit send
john: i tried to message will the other night, and just as i started typing in “what’s up?” he went offline.

max: yeah he always gets away at the last second, he’s such a facebook escapist

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