Facebook Everywhere


(n): a creeper/wanna-be-comedian on facebook that responds to anything or everyone.
-picture of girls make-up collection-

facebook everywhere comment: “makeupgasm”
-comment proceeds to get 50 likes-

-status of unknown kid “new phone, call me”-
facebook everywhere: “will do”

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