Facebook exercibitionist


a person, usually overweight & out-of-shape, that always posts on facebook when they’re working out (& often exaggerates their accomplishments).
john: “just finished 5 hours at the gym.”
brian: “you facebook exercibitionist! you’ve never even looked at a gym for that long.”

matt: “just ran a marathon in 2 hours.”
brian: “that’d be a record for someone your size, you facebook exercibitionist.”

jen: “off to do yoga, then on to insanity cardio & p90x.”
brian: “i know you’re trying to attract a man, but don’t be a facebook exercibitionist.”

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