facebook facade
the happy bullsh-t you post publicly to maintain your own d-mn sanity.
girl: “i see things are great in your life!”
guy: “nah, lost my job, got a dui and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend’s car, but can’t let the world think i’m a loser… gotta keep up the facebook facade!”
posting facebook statuses that are intended to give the perception that your life is wonderful when in reality it sucks.
“did you see jane’s facebook facade where she posted pictures of her aspen ski vacation? that b-tch ain’t got two nickels to rub together.
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