facebook fatigue
the condition of being bored with facebook.
i haven’t updated my facebook profile in months. i have facebook fatigue.
you’re exhausted because your real life can’t keep up with your virtual one.
friend: “i sent you a facebook message and never heard back. what up?”
you: “sorry, man. i have a serious case of facebook fatigue. the doc says i need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day.”
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