Facebook Forgotten


when a parent/guardian forgets to pick up a child from a school due to their facebook obssession. sometimes though a full facebook forgotten is not the outcome only resulting in a facebook second to last kid in pick up line.
better call little johnny’s parents looks like he was facebook forgotten again.

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